Monday, January 14, 2008

Greetings from Flagstaff

I was in "Flag", as the locals call it, last week visiting my old friend Mary Jane.
Lucky, perhaps the most aptly named dog I've met.



It snowed two feet one night.


There's something about this little stone shack that I found very appealing.


View from the living room. The dome in the distance is on the NAU campus. We went there one night to watch the women's team play the PSU Vikings. I didn't even know they were in the same conference. It was a super fun game, we sat right behind the home bench and could hear much of what the coaches and players were saying. NAU looked good early, they seemed taller and more athletic, but PSU played a swarming zone defense and shut them down in the second half.

On the way to the Grand Canyon.

We stopped for Navajo Tacos, a local specialty. The fry bread was delicious.


Me, Lucky and some German dudes at the Grand Canyon.


Visibility was not so good but it was still dramatic.

As you well know I'm a connoisseur of Paul Bunyan statuary. This is by far the most menacing I've seen.
I was confused by all the Paul Bunyan stuff around town, I'd always thought of PB as a Northwest thing. Then I remembered that PB created the Grand Canyon by dragging his axe behind him while he walked.


We stopped in at Montezuma Castle. I wanted to climb up but was overruled.

Knee Update

So as you may have read I sprained my knee on the Deathmarch. This is what it looks like on day 3. Pretty gross, huh? It's maybe 85% stable and I can walk short distances with only low level pain. I would rate it as the 5th worst injury to my right knee:
1. The initial injury when I fell during bike polo and Billdozer fell on the knee when it was hyperextended. 2 weeks on crutches.
2. The apple kicking incident.
3. The cyclocross incident. 3 1/2 laps into my first race on my new bike I dismounted in a sand pit and my knee went sideways. Ouch.
4. The other polo incident.

Nice throw, Knoblauch



Strangely enough I was a big fan of Chuck Knoblauch when he broke in with the Twins. When he went to the Yankees and helped them win the Series I was happy for him. Then all of a sudden he forgot how to throw and his career was over.

"The problem began in his second season with the Yankees, in 1999, and grew worse. In 2000, a Knoblauch throw sailed into the first-base stands at Yankee Stadium and struck the mother of broadcaster Keith Olbermann in the face. One of the simpler things in baseball — a throw many fans could pull off — had become a nightmare for Knoblauch.

I was surprised when I saw his name in the Mitchell report. He wasn't exactly a power hitter. The NYT tracked him down and got this quote :

“Mad about it? No,” he said. “You know what? One of my strongest characteristics is not really caring what people think. I’m living my life. It’s not going to change my life one way or the other. You know, I’m not trying to get in the Hall of Fame. I got one vote though.” Knoblauch did have one request. “Don’t tell anybody where I live,” he said.

Malcom Gladwell also had an interesting take on the steroid scandal.

Sunday, January 13, 2008

Beefa's Death March '08

My camera batteries died after the first hour so I didn't get very many photos. Here are a few.
Oh, and I'd like to take this moment to welcome Bjorn Warloe and Mark Evans to Team WRECK. This was their first official event and they both performed admirably.

We had a great turnout, especially for a cold, rainy morning. 10 people and one dog.
I got to Beefa's at 8:59am to find most of the crew there already. The last one arrived at 9:06 and we were on the road shortly after. Phenomenal punctuality and I attribute it wholly to a healthy fear of Beefa.

The hike in was only 4 miles but there were a lot of trees down. It was a challenging hike. I sprained my knee 1/4 mile from the campsite and had to gimp out the short way in the morning.

I couldn't believe the extent of the storm damage. We saw a few hillsides where every tree was snapped off halfway up.


Beefa, the architect of another mostly successful Deathmarch.

Mark emerging from a deadfall.

Mace was in high spirits.

Friday, January 11, 2008

Big Silver, RIP

I had a feeling it was time to sell that truck, I guess I was right.

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Thursday, January 10, 2008

NBA Update

I was going to write a long essay on my love for the Trailblazers but I lack the wherewithal. Instead I'll follow C. Murder's lead and post some amusing video.



Here's Chris Bosh (PF, Toronto Raptors) lobbying for a spot on the all star team. This cracks me up for some reason, I may be simple.



Here's my man G. Od. in the midst of rehab. That dark little pool looks depressing but I'm glad he's working hard. If he comes back strong the Blazers will be unstoppable.



Here are a few of my favorite sporting links.
Blazers Edge
True Hoop
The Sports Guy
Free Darko
Agent Zero
Oregonian
I used to be anti-podcast but I've changed my tune.
The Basketball Jones
When C. Murder told me I had to listen to a Canadian NBA podcast I resisted. Eventually he wore me down and I gave it a try. It's perfect. Quick, snappy, with a solid format, interesting music during the breaks and sometimes witty repartee. Plus their canuck accents are precious.
The Shuttlecoque Sporting Hour
podcast of a KPSU radio show, often very funny.

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Beefa's Death March '08


This is either the 2nd or the 5th BDM depending on how you count them. They've all been fun in their own way and this one seems promising. Spence has chosen the destination, somewhere in the coast range. It entails an 8 mile hike uphill to some sort of hut. Details are fuzzy but it looks like a good crew. So far we've had verbal commitments from me, Beefa, Spence, Disco, Mace, Timmy, Sweet T., Magnum, Bjorn, Mark Evans and probably a few others I forgot. If you want to go RSVP with Beefa and meet at his house Saturday by 9am. Beefa swears that we are leaving at 9 sharp and anyone arriving at 9:01 will be left behind...we'll see.

Tuesday, January 01, 2008

Mud Bowl '08

Good mud this year.

Sweet T. shoots on PattyPusher.


The Corvallis Hell's Satans brought a sweet frankenstein stereo setup. Thanks guys!


Some people might just get a frame that accepts v-brakes....others might break out the hose clamps and drill.


The ultimate polo bike?

Monday, December 31, 2007


Mud Bowl '08
Tomorrow, January 1st, Colonel Summers Park starting at noon.

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Rip city, baby.



I watched the Trailblazers defeat the Toronto Raptors last night for their 9th win in a row. I also saw the first game of the streak and got this free shirt as part of Hannukah night.



What a great time to be a long suffering Blazer fan. The team is playing so well together and it seems like B. Roy can take over a game whenever he wants to. Check out this Jordanesque move he puts on Chris Bosh.



"That was a hell of a move," coach Nate McMillan said with a big grin after the game. "It was really like that Michael Jordan move in the Finals against the Lakers. It happened so fast, it was like 'Did he just do that?' You know? Just an unbelievable move, and I think the crowd was surprised because it took them a while to react like all of us -- 'Did we just see what he just did?' "

Monday, December 17, 2007

Fix Push



I found this hilarious video on my new favorite website, Portland Hamburgers. I'm working up a few posts of my own but so far the burger pics haven't turned out well.

Sunday, December 16, 2007

Port Townsend

All photos by Jaden unless he's in them.
























Westside Episode 8

You must unlearn what you have learned.

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Fox writes in

Fox writes in :
Attention denizens of Portland.
Ambassador Fox, formerly of the Land of Ports and currently stationed in the City of San Francisco, is scheduled to make a visit on the weekend before New Years, and very possibly will spend the Eve there, along with a number of other dignitaries (read: "Bike Messengers"). A race is in the works and Ambassador Fox sincerely hopes you and your cool self can participate. Whether to race, or to run a checkpoint (read: "hang out with me in a coffeeshop/ bar"), or even to heckle folks involved in either (cough, Brady), it should be aight (read: "hella tight, yo"). the race is planned to involve all four quadrants of the city, and while it will definitely NOT be as fucked up as the 1st Annual Fox Thursday Alleycat (sorry, NeRf), it will be kinda fucked up. I am sure you noble citizens of Portland are curious and want to know exactly HOW, but....but.... you'll just have to wait. Please RSVP so I can plan the race accordingly. With sincere hope and humble gratitude, I remain, your obedient servant. See you all soon, Fox.

legal wagering


I no longer need Beefa's slow deciding ways now that I've discovered http://www.intrade.com/

There I can wager legally not only on the fates of Musharref and Chavez but of OJ Simpson and Barry Bonds. Though browsing through the "current events" listings makes me a little nervous, I think I would have mixed feelings if I made a profit on China bombing Taiwan or Israel bombing Iran.







Thursday, December 06, 2007

More bad news from Seattle...three of our courier brothers are missing after a snowboard trip.