Prodding the huge, slumbering beast that is....Conspirasteve!!!

Dear Conspirasteve,

This article started off in a promising way...

How much in additional taxes are you willing to pay now in order to ensure that the Earth would not be 3 degrees warmer 100 years from now (assuming the science is even possible) - $100 or $1,000 or $10,000 or more? Should the government prevent us from selling some of our body parts to allow others to live or have better lives?

Are we likely to get better health care in the future with more or less government involvement? Are the advances in information technology, such as the Internet, increasing or reducing the power of governments to monitor and control our lives? Is the current global financial crisis the result of too little or misguided government regulation of the financial industry? Does globalization increase or reduce income inequality?

Then devolved into utter bullshit...

For instance, assume you believe global warming is both real and man-made, but you also understand that expensive actions taken now to deal with a future problem may not be cost-effective. Technologies are improving rapidly so it might be far cheaper to wait until the new technologies become available before taking action. It also might be less expensive to find ways to adapt to climate change (either cooler or warmer) than try to change the climate - people in Minnesota adapt to cooler climates and do not suffer lower incomes than those in warmer Florida.*

*Editor's note : If sea levels rise as projected most people in Florida will be under water which may lead to lower incomes.

Anyway, I thought you might mine a few column topics from it....the people are clamoring for more Conspirasteve!

Dear Readers,

Some of you have inquired into the inner workings of  the Conpirasteve Nation. While  broaching a topic of such taboo and tablue is usually down my proverbial "alley", I will have to refuse. I would also like to point out at this time (along with my absolute and resolute opposition to body surfing) that I will not be taking any questions into the workings of the Conpirasteve Nation's inner sanctum of round table discussion sessions @ any time in the near/not too distant future!  However! I will give a little insight into the latest Inner Sanctum Discussion Topics. Here on in referred to as ISDT.

 

.ISDT 1: If global warming is indeed man made, and indeed that man is Sean Hannity, what will my future grand children pay me @ this time to off the fucker?  Since my grandchildren have yet to be born on any specific date, or for that matter at all, is it cost effective and also what is the cost/benefit ratio if I was to OFF the shit bag, if my future grandchildren have yet to come up with a plan to pay their future grand father within any reasonable time frame? 

 

 ISDT 2:How will Humanity deal with the humiliating defeat of Hannity at the hands of Hussain Obama?

 

ISDT 3: If, in having dealt with Hitler first (Munich anyone?),  who and in what form would the republicans have culled their inspired electioneering playbook? I do not take for granted the intellegence of Dawhite's  readership, so I'm sure in the fact that referencing  specific dates to the afore mentioned matter is beneath you Dear Readers! I will not discuss further!

 

ISDT 4:Will Sarah Palin deliver us from the pump pain along with Mc-I-was-a-P.O.W-so-dont-ask-me-a-god-damn-thing-Cain with a (OMG this is my favorite) Drill Here Drill Now philosophy? (For the sake of brevity, here on in the republican ticket will be referred to as Mcpain.) 

 

ISDT 5:Will Conpirasteve be able to continue with this entry without more beer?  Who drank all the beer? Who is going on a beer run?

 

 Irascible much? If you prefer! I do!

 

Up next THE ENEMIES LIST!!!

 

Consirasteve