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Round the decay Of that colossal WRECK, boundless and bare The lone and level sands stretch far away.
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4 comments:
funny stuff! I wish they would come to portland and be funny like that.Can we invite them to be teamwreck members?
"get your steve nash off my death march"
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way to make the cop run for it.
lol i love it! why does sn gots to be married already? :cry:
hi-larious, but really, let's (you) keep this blog alive! a post-a-day! really!? what else you gotta do???!!!
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