"once you go tarck, you never go barck".
Reading some bikeportland comments (mistake) a few weeks ago I typed some notes:
Tarck Bike
lolcat
snowclone
"On a side note, I just replied to an email from Beefa (a professional messenger). A few weeks ago he asked me to join him on an all-day ride along and I accepted. We're working on a date and I'll plan to do a story after it's done." -Jonathon, bikeportland.org
and Pharsal Template would be a good name for a band.