#messlife

I'm staging a three week takeover of Todd Danger's life. Working at his job, living in his apartment.


Here are a few things that happened and some photos of food.


A guy pulled a knife on me. It was a tiny one, but still.

The situation : 5:30pm, pulling up at 888 SW 5th for the Tonkon Fedex. I decide to leave my lights on the bike because I am an idiot. I was running straight in and out of a building and was parked in view of the guard.
When I came out of the elevator I saw two guys by my bike, one removing my front light. By the time I got out of the building they had had crossed the street. I pursued, made myself known and got  the light back. Chalk one up for being a big, scary looking dude I guess.
 I said a few more things, some of them quite rude and that's when the knife came out. I laughed but also turned around.
I resisted the message from my lizard brain that I should brandish my own, much larger knife and say something pithy. I would very much like to die of old age having never participated in a knife fight.



I watched a building guy use a gas powered leaf blower to blow water off the sidewalk, while it was actively raining. This one boggled me.

A new favorite - Bowery Bagels, 326 NW Broadway.

For many years downtown Portland has been an absolute wasteland as far as quality bagels are concerned. Portland Bagel Bakery on SW 4th was great but a distant, steamy memory. Tastebud on Alder had a run, those were decent bagels. Now there are so many new options! I'm going to try them all.

I had an excellent first experience at Bowery. This part of Old Town is still a little gritty and gives it a nice urban feel. They offer a range of delicious bagel sandwiches. If all goes well I will try them all. Pictured is the Simon Benson - sunnyside egg, Tails and Trotters ham, American cheese. Gooey and delicious. $7 but this calorie bomb should power me from 9am to early afternoon. I'll eat a hearty lunch just to be sure though.

I've been going to the Pine St Market a lot. It seems like it's for tourists but I dig it, it feels bustling like a real city. 

This burger is from Bless Your Heart. It seems tiny for $7 but there's something about it that draws me back. The crust, that mustard, that soft potato bun? I don't know but I love it. With the high life stubby it's the perfect American snack. 

 Mandatory elevator selfie.

It's probably been 10 years since I've stopped at Thai Sky but I got a warm greeting and a "Where have you been??" The Tom Yum was perfect on a cold day.

Glamour shot of my 1994 Bridgestone MB-1 at the Lovejoy fountain.